Sunday, August 12, 2007

On a mission...

I need all my guys and (capable ladies to help me out here).
Guys, I need to improve my technique....
When I tried, I don't think he liked my "efforts" too much even though he said not a thing.
I made sure everything was warm and that the motion was fluid but I am quite sure I suck (no pun intended).
I need tips before he comes back next friday.
I want to make sure that afterwards, he is not coherent. And in a good way

15 comments:

mochafella said...

Err, will u quit putting ideas in my head?

יש (Yosh) said...

Maybe you didn't suck. He just felt taken aback? U never know, he's trying to find his feet? Needs to be sure what happened was WHAT REALLY happened...just a thot! :)

lol @ "make sure that afterwards he's not coherent".

uknaija said...

What are you talking about? Ehhhn so that you will say I have bad mind eh?

geisha said...

eeya. read cosmo??
i heard bout this hot-and-cold thing- neva tried it tho. no really!!!

Afrobabe said...

maybe you should just F him silly,in a good way!

Sparkle said...

ewoooooooooooooooo
dem don "disvirgin my eyes"
lmao

IJEOMA said...

hmmm....what you talking about girl?

catwalq said...

@mochafella: any ideas you have are yours and yours alone. I only asked for instructions and advice. yeye.

@Yosh: he was taken aback? where did he think I was going when I went in that general direction?
u r always my fave anyways...

@uknaija: u do have a bad mind. but it is what it is. i need answers

@ geisha: it was from that yeye mag i got the first idea. now i need real life cos i have a feeling those articles are written for white people.

PS: u never tried it; reeeeaaaaaally....

@afrobabe: that was the initial idea. i decided to add jara and everything just went haywire

@sparkle: no be me. na situation

@Ijeoma: wetin u think o my sister?

kokolette said...

lol...
what about a nice romantic dinner with candle lights and music with no tv...you know, just the 2 of you
*mushy*...i know
but its really nice :)

UnNaked Soul said...

do you need a private lesson teesha?

Nwanyi Ocha said...
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Nwanyi Ocha said...

Lol, Cosmopolitan is your friend

and

Guide to Getting It On by Paul Joannides

Both have been "enlightening" and I've had no complaints just compliments... :)

ps: the hot and cold thing works ...emmm use ice cubes

Mrs Somebody said...

Why are you asking us?Don't you know the way to Ubong da's blog?

Nigerian Woman in Norway said...

since everyone is fronting...i find that just fantasizing of giving a blow job without one actually being in proximity, helps with my technique. don't ask why. i'm not sure myself. keep it simple. i have not met anyone who likes that hot/cold thing, but then i've only been with two men. my ex and my husband. you have to like giving blow jobs, and the rest takes care of itself. i think. hmm...

Vera Ikeji said...

I know u asked this question last week and i hope things worked out well for u,but i think it's better to 'Just let things flow'. I have noticed that things always get messed up when we put in too much effort. You've got to know what he likes and dislikes when it comes to foreplay and sex. Find out What turns him on and work on that.