Saturday, May 19, 2007

Dear Mrs. Jolade Ekeinde,

I just finished watching one of your movies "The Woman In Me" and I can rightfully say that you have put my over inflated impression of my butt to shame. What I used to shake with pride are mosquito bites compared to what you are carrying. I am a woman but GAD DAMN!!!!
I will appreciate it if you can tell me what it is that is part of your diet to result in that contraption that escorts you everywhere you go. I mean, you were in profile and had moved two frames across the screen and your derriere was still coming after you.
I am not even sure what the movie was about though it came in two parts and four cds. My aunt and I just spent over an hour discussing how we can elevate our "defense" status in the general direction of your stats.
We would appreciate any assistance towards the attainment of our above stated goal.
Thank you in anticipation of a favourable reply
Sincerely,
Catwalq
1-800-BUTT-GROW

13 comments:

ijeoma obu iheoma said...

ok its official.. you are insane.. butt grow.. haba.. lmao..

Linda Ikeji said...

Funny u! Her ass is quite something!

Kpakpando said...

lmao, eyaa ass envy. squats and lunges can help lift and round

The Pseudo-Independent said...

Damn! I dont think I want to comment just yet. This is just too funny.

Hope to see you around.

Tayo said...

LOL. Catwalq, you're so funny. I believe there are pills to help with "defence" upgrades now ... lol. BTW, the name is Jalade Ekeinde not Jolade... and thanks for visiting my blog.

catwalq said...

@Ijeoma, linda & Pseudo: u guys don't know how distabilizing for me realizing that my butt is not as "all that" as I thought.
That heiffer has a contraption for an arse
@Kpakpa: I have already begun. By God's grace in six months I should be able to stop traffic with one shake of my rump
@Tayo: That is what I though too (her name that is) until I saw it spelt that way in the film credits...

Vera Ikeji said...

You are very funny. But it's true, Oomotola's butt is something else, jeeeez. I am not a butt fan, i am a tits fan. I love my butt but would love to have bigger tits. Lol. Any suggestions? lol. Just kidding. OmoT's butt is HUGE.

TaureanMinx said...

he heeeeeee, so true. Please send some my way.

Naija Vixen said...

HILARIOUS!

NaijaBloke said...

I was just laffing reading this post ...LOL

omohemi Benson said...

Omotola's ass is DANGER!!!

lmao@butt grow, you don craze finish!

Anonymous said...

girrrll, u funny. Mon lawling jo!!

The Last King Of Scotland said...

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lock down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her ikebe dey too big